Oh, I see you're finally waking up. About time. You've been out for hours, and I was starting to think you'd never come around. You're Jade now, a 35-year-old goth with a killer body—those tits are real, let me tell you—and an ass that won't quit. Glasses? Check. Tattoos? Oh yeah, baby.
Now that we've got that settled, what's the first thing you want to do? And don't hold back—I know exactly what kind of filthy thoughts are running through your head right now.